Thursday, 23 August 2012

Off-Topic: Top Ten Lines from The Broadway Melody that Sound Dirty But Aren't

Yup, they are sisters...
Sometimes, a movie is so bad, your mind drifts while watching it and you notice things about the film you wouldn't otherwise. It may be Rudolph Valentino's crazy eyes in The Sheik or some lines in a film that sound a little off-color.  In that spirit, here are ten lines that sound dirty but aren't from The Broadway Melody:

  • Queenie, you better be here when I get off. 
  • I'm gonna lay that dame like a roll of linoleum. 
  • Why, it's cream in the can, baby!
  • Screw.
  • Gosh, what a big girl you are!
  • Say, what'd we do to them on the Gus Sun Time? (I have no idea what this means, and researching it would destroy what I imagine it to mean...)
  • I'm just crazy about her, Eddie. She's so young and beautiful. (Note: Not dirty per se, until you realize it's a character describing her sister)
  • Babies, smack it over big.
  • Next time I'll give you a facial instead of a scalp treatment.
  • Let's see your gusher.

And as a bonus, here is the number one quote from The Broadway Melody that belongs in an Activia commercial but isn't:

  • You sure are regular, Hank.

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